Tim the Tumor

March 8th, 2020 | Blog
coworker: you hear about someone from NEARBY TOWN NAME got coronavirus?
me: yeah, but they were a healthcare worker so--
coworker: i heard it's a korean death cult that spread it on purpose. trying to wipe us all out.
me: [no reaction]
coworker: also i heard it's not even real and it's just people trying to bad mouth trump
me: mmm...
coworker: oh well, i'm ready to die.


this message brought to you by the inevitable ugly growth in my brain that conversations like this are birthing.